Names for my van.
“Snoozin’” is her legal name. My first car was a Saturn, so I called her Susan the Saturn. But now that I have a bitchin’ van with a bitchin’ bed in the back, I call her Snoozin’. See what I did there? Moving on.
Informal nicknames:
Stabbin’ Wagon
Shaggin’ Wagon (an obvious classic)
Penetration Station
Agent Jack Plow Her
